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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
Trey Parker
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore.
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
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I find Mormons adorable.
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Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
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The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
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I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.
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Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.
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