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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
Trey Parker
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
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