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If I could get an honest answer, I would ask Trump. How much money would you want in order to leave the presidency? Because I think he would have a number, strangely enough. Then we'd know how much to launch the Kickstarter for.

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Trevor Noah
Age: 40
Born: 1984
Born: February 20
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