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Here's one redeeming quality about Donald Trump. He's an equal opportunity offender.

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Trevor Noah
Age: 40
Born: 1984
Born: February 20
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South Africa
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I don't think I, myself, am personally afraid. I do worry for the press, though, because Donald Trump has shown himself to be extremely thin-skinned. He does not take criticism well, nor does he appreciate reporting on his life.
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