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Oh, here's a clever one. Do you remember this question from the first test?It reads, 'What wrong with this statement?' And do you know what Constance wrote in reply? She wrote, 'What's wrong with you?

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Trenton Lee Stewart
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 27
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Listen, just do what you think is right, and we'll support it. ~ Sticky Washington, The Prisoner's Dilemma
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