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Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

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Tre Cool
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: December 9
Drummer
Musician
Frankfurt/Main
Frank Edwin Wright III
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Cactus
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I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
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Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
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