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I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.

Tracy Morgan

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
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The Bronx
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