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Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
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I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
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I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
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I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations a way to survive another day.
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I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
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Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.
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I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.
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When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.
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I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.
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A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.
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What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.
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I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
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Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
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I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.
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My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.
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