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I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

Tracy Morgan

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
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The Bronx
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Tracy Jamal Morgan
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Live every week like it's shark week.
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Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
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I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.
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Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.
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I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.
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I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
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I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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