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You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
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Tracy Jamal Morgan
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Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.
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I'm not really struggling about my career. The struggles are in my personal life. I can't really pinpoint how long it took me to get where I'm at, and I didn't care how long it was going to take, because it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
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Live every week like it's shark week.
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I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.
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I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
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Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people.
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I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
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I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
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My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.
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Bad news travels at the speed of light good news travels like molasses.
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If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
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I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
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I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.
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A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.
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In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
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