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I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
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Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
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I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
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I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
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A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.
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I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
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Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
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I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
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If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
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I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
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I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
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Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.
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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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Live every week like it's shark week.
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Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.
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I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
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