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What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.
Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
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The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.
Tracy Morgan
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.
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I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
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Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
Tracy Morgan
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
Tracy Morgan
I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
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If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
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I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
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I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.
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When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].
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My father said: If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back.
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I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
Tracy Morgan
Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
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I don't even deal with politics. I just don't believe in them. I think politics are politricks. My whole thing is power to the people. I don't put my faith in any one man. I keep my faith in God. That's where I keep my faith.
Tracy Morgan
Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.
Tracy Morgan
I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.
Tracy Morgan
I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.
Tracy Morgan
Live every week like it's shark week.
Tracy Morgan
