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What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
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Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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