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What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
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Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
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Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.
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I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
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Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.
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Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being.
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Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.
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Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy.
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I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.
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I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
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I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
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Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.
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I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
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Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.
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I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
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Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life.
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In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.
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I would love to try action films.
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