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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
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Comedian
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The Bronx
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Tracy Jamal Morgan
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I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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My father said: If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back.
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I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
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I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
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I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
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Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.
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You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
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If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
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I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
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I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.
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The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me.
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When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.
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I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.
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My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.
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Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.
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If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.
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Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people.
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I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.
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