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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
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Television Actor
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The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
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My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.
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I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
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I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
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Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being.
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The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!
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I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations a way to survive another day.
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Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.
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I would love to try action films.
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My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.
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My father said: If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back.
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You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
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Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.
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I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
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