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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
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Film Producer
Television Actor
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The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.
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Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.
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