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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
Actor
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Television Actor
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The Bronx
New York City
Tracy Jamal Morgan
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