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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 10
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The Bronx
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Tracy Jamal Morgan
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I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.
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Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.
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Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy.
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My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.
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I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
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I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.
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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations a way to survive another day.
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Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.
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I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
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I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.
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I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
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