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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

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Totie Fields
Age: 48 †
Born: 1930
Born: May 7
Died: 1978
Died: August 2
Comedian
Comedienne
Hartford
Connecticut
Weight
Dieting
Failure
Fabulous
Week
Culinary
Food
Diet
Lost
Diets
Two
Weeks
Cooking
Drinking

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