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We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

Tony Kornheiser

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Tony Kornheiser
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: July 13
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Anthony Irwin Kornheiser
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