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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Tommy Cooper
Age: 63 †
Born: 1921
Born: March 19
Died: 1984
Died: April 15
Actor
Comedian
Magician
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Caerffili
Thomas Frederick Cooper
Went
Funny
Shop
Shops
Corner
Bought
Corners
Humor

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