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And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

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Tommy Cooper
Age: 63 †
Born: 1921
Born: March 19
Died: 1984
Died: April 15
Actor
Comedian
Magician
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Caerffili
Thomas Frederick Cooper
Spittle
Dived
Saliva
Airplane
Sea
Humor
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