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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure

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Tommy Cooper
Age: 63 †
Born: 1921
Born: March 19
Died: 1984
Died: April 15
Actor
Comedian
Magician
Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Thomas Frederick Cooper
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Indecisive
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