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I only smoke maybe a nug a day.

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Tommy Chong
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: May 24
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Musician
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Edmonton
Alberta
Thomas B. Kin Chong
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Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
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I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.
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The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
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Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.
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I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
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Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier.
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There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.
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I'm as clean as a whistle.
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One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
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When you hit a groove, it's not you it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
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You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.
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Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'
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I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.
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I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good.
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There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.
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You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
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Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.
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I believe that all marijuana is medical.
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