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I only smoke maybe a nug a day.

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Tommy Chong
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: May 24
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Musician
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Edmonton
Alberta
Thomas B. Kin Chong
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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
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I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.
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Boredom is a disease, too.
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I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.
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Once you're a felon you're a target.
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There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.
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Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.
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I never actually smoked with any of the presidents.
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Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.
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When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money. Because the pot can be exchanged for money, anywhere in America. Anywhere in the world!
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I'm as clean as a whistle.
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We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do. We are actors and to be honest, I am the type of person that can reference a thought or a smell and get high.
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