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I only smoke maybe a nug a day.

Tommy Chong

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Tommy Chong
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: May 24
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Musician
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Edmonton
Alberta
Thomas B. Kin Chong
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I'm as clean as a whistle.
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I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.
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I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.
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When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.
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Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'
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