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You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.
Tommy Chong
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Tommy Chong
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: May 24
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