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You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

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Tommy Chong
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: May 24
Actor
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Screenwriter
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Edmonton
Alberta
Thomas B. Kin Chong
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