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Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.
Tommy Chong
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Tommy Chong
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: May 24
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Edmonton
Alberta
Thomas B. Kin Chong
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When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money. Because the pot can be exchanged for money, anywhere in America. Anywhere in the world!
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Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier.
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You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.
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So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested.
Tommy Chong
To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.
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I never actually smoked with any of the presidents.
Tommy Chong
You got a bag of pot, there's someone who wants to buy it from you. So in a weird way, marijuana has [become] and is becoming the new currency of the world.
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Once you're a felon you're a target.
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I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good.
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When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.
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You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
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When you hit a groove, it's not you it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
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Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'
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I wish I could say farewell and retire but there is nothing for me to retire from.
Tommy Chong
Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you it's the spirit world.
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There's a big shift in our whole way of living, and it started maybe 10 years ago when [smartphones] came into existence. Up until then, we were at the mercy of the press, and so-called experts that would tell us what to think and how to think.
Tommy Chong
Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
Tommy Chong
There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.
Tommy Chong
Boredom is a disease, too.
Tommy Chong
I only smoke maybe a nug a day.
Tommy Chong
