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The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.

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Tom Robbins
Age: 92
Born: 1932
Born: July 22
Author
Autobiographer
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Journalist
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Blowing Rock
North Carolina
Thomas Eugene Robbins
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Slowly
Passed
Winter
Constrictor
Digesting
Valium
Peacefully

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