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The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.

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Tom Robbins
Age: 92
Born: 1932
Born: July 22
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