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The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.

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Tom Robbins
Age: 92
Born: 1932
Born: July 22
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Thomas Eugene Robbins
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The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.
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The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind.
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The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent, not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.
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A child's mind is its living room it's is going to be residing there for the rest of its earthly existence.
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Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.
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It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes.
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True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced. A truly stable system expects the unexpected, is prepared to be disrupted, waits to be transformed.
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Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.
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Throughout most of our history, nothing - not flood, famine, plague, or new weapons - has endangered humanity one-tenth as much as the narcissistic ego, with its self-aggrandizing presumptions and its hell-hound spawn of fear and greed.
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Of the seven deadly sins, lust is definitely the pick of the litter.
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