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I'll bet I'm as old as you are. I'm older than Sanskrit. Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper. I'm so old I remember when McDonald's had only sold a hundred burgers. You win.

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Tom Robbins
Age: 92
Born: 1932
Born: July 22
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Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.
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