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Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.
Tom Robbins
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Tom Robbins
Age: 92
Born: 1932
Born: July 22
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Rules such as Write what you know, and Show, don't tell, while doubtlessly grounded in good sense, can be ignored with impunity by any novelist nimble enough to get away with it. There is, in fact, only one rule in writing fiction: Whatever works, works.
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