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I've heard it quoted that I was dead. You can't believe anything you read. That was just an off-hand remark somebody picked up, and now it's been quoted and quoted, and therefore misquoted.
Tom Lehrer
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Tom Lehrer
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: April 9
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I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.
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