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We bore ourselves in order to earn money that we'll later spend on trying to de-bore ourselves

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Tom Hodgkinson
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: January 1
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It takes a while to master the art of hammock-lounging. At first I could only manage five minutes or so before I thought I ought to get out and go and help a child learn how to swim or something. But after observing the Mexicans' capability for staring into space for hours on end, I decided to put in some proper practice.
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Pain will never leave us. Instead of putting energy into destroying pain, we need to put energy into creating pleasure.
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