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Kids 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

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Tom Arnold
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: March 6
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Ottumwa
Iowa
Thomas Duane Arnold
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Misery
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Kids

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