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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

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Todd Barry
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 26
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
The Bronx
New York City
Pirates
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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all
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I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
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Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.
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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off you just didn't work.
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People in New York love having roof parties.
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It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
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Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself
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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
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I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written
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I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
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I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started
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I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
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Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience, and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this.
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