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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

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Todd Barry
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 26
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
The Bronx
New York City
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Celebrity

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If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
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I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
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I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written
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I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
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There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job
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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all
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I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started
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It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me
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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
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Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience, and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this.
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You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
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It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
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Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off you just didn't work.
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
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I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
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My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
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