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It's hard to get laughs when you're new.
Tina Fey
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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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Upper Darby Township
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Elizabeth Stamatina Tina Fey
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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