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I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.

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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, 'Yeah, I'm not cool enough for the West Village.'
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This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.
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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
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Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
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When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.
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Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them - I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show - but I didn't have any experience.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die.
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This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film.
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George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.
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Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.
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