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Television is a runaway train that you have to get on for nine months of the year. But at the same time, it has a wonderful immediacy.
Tina Fey
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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.
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This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens
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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
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Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I am grateful: Straight Greek eyebrows. They start at the hairline at my temple and, left unchecked, will grow straight across my face and onto yours.
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