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I was like, oh, I want to sign up for Catwoman, and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.
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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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Last night the Taliban offered to release eight Westerners if the U.S. promised not to attack. The State Department declined but thanked the Taliban for the offer, saying it really felt good to laugh again.
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