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If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
Tina Fey
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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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