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In Into the Woods, Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel is thrown from a tower for her prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby.

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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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