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Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct.
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