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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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It's hard to get laughs when you're new.
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It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.
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You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.
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I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their options open down the road. I also think that it shouldn't necessarily be an issue just for women, that men should be part of the stay-home discussion too.
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I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.
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I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.
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The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott's Christmas party.
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This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film.
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