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Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

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Tina Fey
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 18
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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
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My mom wanted me to apply to Princeton, cause she just I guess since I was a kid had this dream that I would apply to Princeton, and it was not happening.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didn’t even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonald’s food turns into cold nonfood.
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At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.
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...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.
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