Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world? How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?

Define yourself by what you love.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.

A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience

Isn't this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?

If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.

We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire. Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me

Who's the world going to revolve around now?