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But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, .. Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.
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