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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if, so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, .. Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.
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The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the environment. You find that people that live on ranches tend to want to keep it that way, and I've always loved that about the hunters that I've known. They eat what they kill, and they carry it out. They don't shoot for sport.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
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Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.
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My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.
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